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Parker's "I'm moderately intoxicated" thread 2012
Hello.
I'm moderately - highly intoxicated.
I tried reading latest forum drama. I Don't understand it. too intoxicated. i wish foa more than luck, but i dont know why. good luck foa.
I can however type. Last time i was drunk posting i was requesting Fluffy Puff to be re-enabled. I'm posting in glorious pink right now, so i must have nothing to fight for. uhm.....free kevin?
This topic is for talking about things. talk. about things. when i sober up i'll apologise/ignore this.
thanks
your friendly neighbourhood parkerman
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i like parkers new avatar
also i am the drunkest
straight x edge x 4 x lyfe
edit:
wait has he had that avatar forever? and i just realized its an upside down tonberry? andused to think it was a weird pig wearing sunglasses?
ok
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i had a better upside down tonberry but psychotic changed it to a pic of raistlin or someone and then i had to find a new tonberyy. i was sad/ my old tonberry owned. he is gone now/
rip
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I'm too lazy to go buy anything intoxicating so I'm drinking Chocolate Milk instead
I'm so hip
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chocolate milk owns but i mean posting drun isnt "hip" either
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username should be Porker
amirite
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im sure ive suggested this at some point
i cant see the pig
sometimes i try to post immediately after bubba cos he has the same avatar and i want people reading to be temporarily confused
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A pig is a jolly companion,
Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt --
A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale,
Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,
When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig,
Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover,
You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,
You'll never go wrong with a pig!
Bit of pynchon for ya. pigs own and tom pynchon knew it. literature owns. read books. peace.
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I am not drunk because I have nothing to drink and I cannot spend anymore money until April.
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Also not drunk, because I'm poor, but mostly because I want to clean my room and I'd prefer to be sober doing that. Pigs are strangely cute. I wanted one, but my dad said no so we got an English Bulldog instead. Close enough.
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I've got a guinea pig! Does that count?
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