Summer Ciddies 2016 - Speech Request Thread

[Bubba]

OK slackers, time to get your arses in gear! We have some amazing writers amongst our members so I expect some top quality speeches this year.

If you want to contribute a speech (which you do) then just post in this thread which one and I'll stick your name next to it. Audio speeches are fine too. Once completed, just send them over to me and I'll mark them completed.

Deadline for your speeches is this FRIDAY 1PM EST so put down that can of Mountain Dew and get to work!

Just so you all know...

Unclaimed speeches are in Blue

Claimed speeches are in Pink

Completed speeches are in Green


1. Most Tubular Member - Mystery Member! (Pumpkin)
2. Gnarliest Staffer - Formalhaut
3. Gnarliest Veteran- Night Fury
4. Gnarliest Newbie - Night Fury
5. Gnarliest Chatter - Pumpkin
6. Gnarliest Artist- Freya
7. Gnarliest Writer - Night Fury
9. Gnarliest Creative Piece - Bubba
10. Total Creative Cruncher - Pumpkin
11. Sickest Thread- Freya
12. Sickest Post - Bubba
13. Sickest Article Series - Bubba
14. Sickest Let's Play - Shauna
15. Raddest Final Fantasy Poster - Fynn
16. Raddest Avatar- qwertysaur
17. Raddest Signature - qwertysaur
18. Raddest Custom Title - qwertysaur
19. Kindest Dude/tte - Night Fury
20. Funniest Dude/tte - Bubba
21. Happiest Dude/tte - Night Fury
22. Most Approachable Dude/tte - Pumpkin
23. Most Stylish Dude/tte - Night Fury
24. Most AWESOME!!! Dude/tte - Night Fury
25. Most Carefree Dude/tte - Bubba
26. Most Hard-Working Dude/tte - Night Fury
27. Most Helpful Dude/tte- Pumpkin
28. Most Underrated Dude/tte - Pumpkin
29. Dude/tte That Needs to Totally Post More - Pumpkin
30. Most Excellent Couple - Night Fury

MOST LIKELY TO...

31. Get that Beach Bod just in time for Surf Season - Bubba
32. Have a Baywatch Running Montage- Pumpkin
33. Find Burried Treasure - qwertysaur
34. Try to call the Krusty Krab but mistakenly call Patrick instead - Jinx
35. Get their Arm Eaten by a Shark - Bubba
36. Go Skinny Dipping - Mr Carnelian
37. Get Sand in their Crack - Night Fury
38. Pulled Out to Sea, Never to be Heard From Again - qwertysaur
39. Bring the Rum Ham - Jinx
40. Flirt with the Lifeguard- Mr Carnelian
41. Be the Harassed Lifeguard- Shaibana
42. Sell Seashells by the Seashore- Mystery Member! (Night Fury & Psychotic)
43. Forget where they Buried the Bleedin' Treasure - Shaibana
44. Play Heavensward instead of Going to the Beach- Bubba
45. Get the Perfect Wavy Beach Hair - Night Fury
46. Build Princess Zelda out of Sand and Whisper "Open Your Eyes" into her Ear - Bubba
47. Still Be Super Pumped For FFXV - Pumpkin
48. Be the Next Staff Member - qwertysaur
49. Win a Ciddie for the first time - Shauna
50. Be Found Kissing Under the Boardwalk - Jinx