REVELATIONS: Surf's Up! - Summer Ciddies '16

[Shauna]

Congrats (?) sharky! Just prepare with this and you'll be fine

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The Nominees

Bubba Jinx Mr. Carnelian Pheesh Vivi22

[Night Fury]

I think Jinx could be in with a win for this one.

[Formalhaut]

Hey, our first American has woken up to the thread!

Congrats Sharky for that convincing victory!

EDIT: I have it on good authority (he's my boyfriend) that Mr. Carny has actually gone skinny dipping before.

[Night Fury]

[Shauna]

I don't think I can find any appropriate gifs for this award, so he's a picture of Jasmine in a bath

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Hey, our first American has woken up to the thread!

Congrats Sharky for that convincing victory!

What are you even on about? The Dude is a full-blooded American! Catchin' the best waves in, uh... Califwaii!

[Pumpkin]

*Canadian

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Swimming in a lake or river with no clothes on. Vulgarly displaying your naked body in cold, natural water for all the world to see, rather than wrapping your shameful sex organs and or/mammary glands up in latex in a heated pool, like God intended.

^{This kind-hearted nun is ringing her bell in endorsement of skinny dipping}

Skinny dipping is a lot of fun, but there are dangers. I picked up this helpful guide to understand the many risks involved.

^{Risks that may or may not involve badly written sex scenes}

It takes a certain kind of person to go skinny-dipping. The kind of person who doesn’t give a smurf about social conventions like wearing clothes and not scarring the minds of passers-by.



Myself, Bubba, Jinx, Pheesh and Vivi are such people. But, which is of us is the MOST willing to flaunt ourselves in the open air, relishing in the numbing chill of natural, unheated water? You decide!!!

[Shauna]

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Vivi22.................1
Bubba................3
Pheesh...............4
Mr. Carnelian..................6

And the winner is...

JINX! with a whopping 12 points!

[Formalhaut]

*Canadian

But you live in America. You know what I mean.

[Night Fury]

ON A smurfEN ROLL

[Shauna]

[Shauna]

I mean, uh, Congrats!