Most Likely to Get Sand in their Crack? Are you serious? What is this?
Sand in their Crack? Is that a euphemism? IS THIS A EUPHEMISM FOR THE PERSON MOST LIKELY TO GET PISSY HERE? I dunno man... somethings a bit off on this one right here let me tell you.
Anyway, in order to help me write this stupid speech I consulted the Google. I asked him 'What happens when you get sand in your crack? this is what he said.
So.... according to two results it's a drink?
Let's see what this drink consists of.....
So obviously, this is about drinking. Now I just have to look at our nominees and pick out the biggest boozer...
Jinx - Big booze hound. Constantly drunk.
Night Fury - Barely drinks.
Pheesh - Drinks like a Pheesh.
Sephex - Is only ever drunk
Skyblade - I really don't know. I'm going to say he enjoys a wine on occassion, yes.
So we can take Night Fury and Skyblade out of the contest over who's most likely to get a Sand in Their Crack cocktail. I mean, it definitely won't be me.
So, I guess it's down to
Jinx
Pheesh
Sephex
Which of those is most likely to drink a girly drink in abundance?
I'm going to say Sephex.... I mean, this is a dead giveaway!
Disguise ain't fooling anybody. He was at the Copa Cobana all night!
And I repeat, this award is about DRINKING not about the pissy kind of Sand in Your Crack!