Voting Opens Now!

Still feeling that Ciddies comedown? Hankering to exercise your democratic right to voting? Waiting to hear what else I can say to hype this up even more? You've come to the right place.

Remember all those wonderful speeches written by a band of dedicated speech writers? Now's your chance to vote for your favourite!

The Procedure

All 49 speeches are linked in the next section, in case you've forgotten or want a refresher. After looking through, select your favourite three and send them to me via Mognet Message. Rank your three favourites - 1, 2 and 3. This'll allocate them points based on how much you liked them, which will eventually determine which speech was most loved by EoFF members!

You don't necessarily have to put three down if you only have one or two that stuck out, but try to fill out the spaces best you can.

The List

So, without further ado, here are all 49 speeches, listed in order of appearance:

Most Likely To...

Get that Beach Bod just in time for Surf Season - Speech by Bubba
Have a Baywatch Running Montage - Speech by Pumpkin
Find Buried Treasure - Speech by qwertysaur
Try to call the Krusty Krab but mistakenly call Patrick instead - Speech by Jinx
Get their Arm Eaten by a Shark - Speech by Bubba
Go Skinny Dipping - Speech by Mr. Carnelian
Get Sand in their Crack - Speech by Night Fury
Be Pulled Out to Sea, Never to be Heard From Again - Speech by qwertysaur
Bring the Rum Ham - Speech by Jinx
Flirt with the Lifeguard - Speech by Mr. Carnelian

Be the Harassed Lifeguard - Speech by Shaibana
Sell Seashells by the Seashore - Speech by Night Fury
Forget where they Buried the Bleedin' Treasure - Speech by Shaibana
Play Heavensward instead of Going to the Beach - Speech by Bubba
Get the Perfect Wavy Beach Hair - Speech by Night Fury
Build Princess Zelda out of sand and Whisper "Open Your Eyes into her ear - Speech by Bubba
Still be Super Pumped for FFXV - Speech by Pumpkin
Be the Next Staff Member - Speech by qwertysaur
Win a Ciddie for the First Time - Speech by Shauna
Be Found Kissing Under the Boardwalk - Speech by Jinx

Main Awards

Most Excellent Couple - Speech by Night Fury
Dudinx That Needs to Totally Post More - Speech by Pumpkin
Most Underrated Dudinx - Speech by Pumpkin
Most Helpful Dudinx - Speech by Pumpkin
Most Hard-Working Dudinx - Speech by Night Fury
Most Carefree Dudinx - Speech by Bubba
Most AWESOME!!!! Dudinx - Speech by Night Fury
Most Stylish Dudinx - Speech by Night Fury
Most Approachable Dudinx - Speech by Pumpkin
Happiest Dudinx - Speech by Night Fury

Funniest Dudinx - Speech by Bubba
Kindest Dudinx - Speech by Night Fury
Raddest Custom Title - Speech by qwertysaur
Raddest Signature - Speech by qwertysaur
Raddest Avatar - Speech by qwertysaur
Raddest Final Fantasy Poster - Speech by Fynn
Sickest Let's Play - Speech by Shauna
Sickest Article Series - Speech by Bubba
Sickest Post - Speech by Bubba
Sickest Thread - Speech by Freya

Gnarliest Artist - Speech by Freya
Gnarliest Writer - Speech by Night Fury
Gnarliest Creative Piece - Speech by Bubba
Total Creative Cruncher - Speech by Pumpkin
Gnarliest Chatter - Speech by Pumpkin
Gnarliest Newbie - Speech by Night Fury
Gnarliest Veteran - Speech by Night Fury
Gnarliest Staffer - Speech by Formalhaut
Most Tubular Member - Speech by Various Members

And before you ask: yes, that did that ages to link up. If there are any mis-links in there somewhere, just tell me and I'll correct it.

For your information, voting closes Monday 18th July. I'm not super-strict on the exact time on that day, but you have a week, pretty much. If you're about to miss the deadline but still want to vote, give me a heads-up and I can allow it through.

Lastly...

While you're out and about looking through and voting, let's give another big hand to the amazing speech writers! Every one of those speeches were written by people who cared enough to spend time writing or recording these speeches. Special thanks should be given to Bubba for organising the speech writing process, and Night Fury for writing so many speeches. But thanks to every single one of the speech writers: Pumpkin, Freya, Shauna, qwertysaur, Jinx, Shaibana, Fynn, Mr. Carnelian, Night Fury and Bubba.



Voting Closes Monday 18th July!
Don't Forget!