The Sims 3 - Lads vs Lasses! EoFF Edition!

[Pumpkin]

I hope this is like those shows where they introduce someone new just to kill them off

[Fynn]

Wow. Bubaluf is a ginger. Who'd have thought?


I'm betting Carny dies. Everybody seems to hate him. It'd be weird if that mixed with the starvation and stuff just made someone snap and attempt murder.

[Bubba]

Fun fact: Real life Baby Bubba came into the world looking like a ginger. It has since changed to a light brown.

Huh, I guess that fact wasn't particularly fun after all.

[Jinx]

That child is wearing a ginger Trump wig.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Maybe, but I bet that kid already has a larger vocabulary.

[Formalhaut]

I'm betting Carny dies. Everybody seems to hate him. It'd be weird if that mixed with the starvation and stuff just made someone snap and attempt murder.

Nooooooooo.

Though on that note, I found it hilariously accurate how easily Carny got beat in those fights.

[Mr. Carnelian]

I'm betting Carny dies. Everybody seems to hate him. It'd be weird if that mixed with the starvation and stuff just made someone snap and attempt murder.

Nooooooooo.

Though on that note, I found it hilariously accurate how easily Carny got beat in those fights.

Hey, I've got skills! I've stabbed someone in the head with a pencil, remember. Don't underestimate me.

[Night Fury]

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Sorry for a lack of activity, gang! I got a wee bit burnt out and had a bit of a sad weekend. I'm back now though! Here is the very long awaited post! I will go now, to the Sims 3 to collect more precious storylines for you all!

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FREEEEEE

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I guess I should just let everybody go or something. Starving a group of Sims takes FAR TOO LONG.

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But they don't leave, they just hang around - keep dropping over. WTF. GO HOME! (Stockholm Syndrome?)

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Ahh yes, nap it off Crop!

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Carny is straight over to his favourite spot, the seedy club!

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And then he's off for a sleeparoo too!

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Aww, so cute!

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OH NO! CARNY WENT TO BED WITHOUT SUPPER AND HAS DIIIIIIIED

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Look at him

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RIP Carny Sim.

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Ginny Tonic called to see if Crop would like a date. He accepted. This is getting weirdly meta...

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Since a Sim died, and since babies are boring. I aged Bubaluf to toddler and this is what came out.

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Sir Dancealot is trying to scratch the ugly from that child from his eyes...

[Aulayna]

Ginny Tonic & Crop, I don't even!

[Formalhaut]

Wow, guess that massive dose of free will didn't prevent Carny from not feeding himself.

Seriously though, death by starvation is stupidly hard to actually achieve, given how long it takes to get to that point. Just have some freaking cereal man!

I am mildly upset at my Sim Boyfriend's death, I must admit. Now who will dance at the seedy club!

[Bubba]

Don't worry, Bubaluf will be a teenager before long... dancing around a load of corpses.

[Crop]

If I could date a female me I would, so that actually makes a lot of sense.

[Bubba]

If I could date a female me I would, so that actually makes a lot of sense.

You could have sex with yourself!

Though I suppose that's pretty much already a daily occurrence for you.

[Loony BoB]

Carny is all "Ugh, went to an EoFF party and they didn't feed me supper. Awful party, no comms. I could just die."

[Night Fury]

Got a bit of a bumper update today! Hold onto your pants!

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The lasses are chilling at the park!

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Oooh, eye candy yassssss mawma.

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Wtf?

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WTF?! (I looked at the interaction queue and this is apparently a 'juiced kiss' which I guess is Sim Slang for drunk lipstick lesbianing)

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Yeah, just a drunken smooch!

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PUMPKIN JUST JOINED THE POLITICAL CAREER!

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Back at home now, and Calliope and Freya are busting some moves. Starlet is doing something also.

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Fury is off to the Lads to see her.... boyfriend!

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OI OIIIIII! But does she know he went on a date with Ginny Tonic?!

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Wow, apparently Lucius Malfoy works as a maid for the Lads...

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Erm, weird smurfing glitch.

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Fury pulled a guitar out of somewhere..

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Pumpkin is getting dat Charisma up!

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Date time for Fury and Crop!

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They're off for a fancy dinner!

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Things get weird after this.

Like, real smurfing weird.