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Crop has learned that 5 LASSES have moved in across the street. He may be busting for a piss, but he's going to be over there like flies on trout.

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Immediately he is scoping out who is single...

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Which doesn't impress a tired Fury.

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"You is a smurfboi gtfo"

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Meanwhile, the burning of waffles continues! This time, Carny has charred some up real good!

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Fury and Crop are still having a thing. Pumpkin is still on Facebook.

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Wait, what? When did this happen? Dafuq?

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Woah Starlet is a snarly kisser!

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And he's even massaging her, bloody hell!

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And another kiss, TRUE LOVE!

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Wait wait, she don't want no scrub...

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So off he moves to Freya...

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Which angers snarly Starlet...

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Now this is a Jerry Springer dispute going on in here!

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Meanwhile, Pumpkin and Calliope are having a cuddle! Aw!

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Two other sims we know and love are also.... Having a more sinister cuddle!

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Crop finishes his work by crashing in a bed at the LASSES. They all come in to yell at him. How smurfing rude!




It's about to GO DOWN.

We've got SURPRISE NEIGHBOURS COMING IN THE HOUR!

WE'VE GOT ANOTHER FIGHT?!?!?!?!

WE'VE GOT A SHOCKING EXIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


THIS IS NOT A DRILL!