Oh my, I'm in a thing
Also, my boobs are absurdly large but I am okay with this
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Crop has learned that 5 LASSES have moved in across the street. He may be busting for a piss, but he's going to be over there like flies on trout.
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Immediately he is scoping out who is single...
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Which doesn't impress a tired Fury.
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"You is a smurfboi gtfo"
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Meanwhile, the burning of waffles continues! This time, Carny has charred some up real good!
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Fury and Crop are still having a thing. Pumpkin is still on Facebook.
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Wait, what? When did this happen? Dafuq?
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Woah Starlet is a snarly kisser!
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And he's even massaging her, bloody hell!
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And another kiss, TRUE LOVE!
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Wait wait, she don't want no scrub...
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So off he moves to Freya...
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Which angers snarly Starlet...
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Now this is a Jerry Springer dispute going on in here!
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Meanwhile, Pumpkin and Calliope are having a cuddle! Aw!
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Two other sims we know and love are also.... Having a more sinister cuddle!
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Crop finishes his work by crashing in a bed at the LASSES. They all come in to yell at him. How smurfing rude!
It's about to GO DOWN.
We've got SURPRISE NEIGHBOURS COMING IN THE HOUR!
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER FIGHT?!?!?!?!
WE'VE GOT A SHOCKING EXIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
SURPRISE! WE'VE GOT 5 MORE GUESTS!
We've got 5 new EoFFers who haved moved into a luxury gated community next door. The complex features an Olympic sized pool and a seedy nightclub....
But who's moving in?
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We can't have a nightclub without DISCO FYNN!
- Excitable
- Party Animal
- Eccentric
- Easily Impressed
- Friendly
- Family Oriented
- Perceptive
- Proper
- Ambitious
- Friendly
- Flirty
- Great Kisser
- Dramatic
- Hot Headed
- Irresistible
- Handy
- Loves the Outdoors
- Natural Cook
- Heavy Sleeper
- Good Sense of Humour
- Dramatic
- Flirty
- Commitment Issues
- Irresistible
- Charismatic
Find out the identity of this MYSTERY LASS soon.....
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Why am I almost naked? Bubba & Galuf 4eva
Fun fact: I have a pair of those exact same undies
You can't even see my face in my intro! Which is a blessing, truly.
Good updates, can't wait for more!
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Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy....
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Disco Fynn is straight to the nightclub!
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Formalhaut and Jinx are getting to know each other!
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Pheesh is... doing something?
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It's all a bit much for Formy, he's gone and tucked himself into bed.
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Meanwhile, ??? and Disco Fynn are having the time of their lives!
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They're even busting out a keg stand!
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Someone's going to be rough tomorrow....
Back to the LASSES house then?
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So, the LASSES are just trying to have fun and Crop is still lingering.
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Everyone is feeling tense and snappy and even poor Pumpkin wants him to leave!
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Calliope is at this strange Cat Lady's house.... :s
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Crop is busting out some new moves, little does he know someone has had enough!
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You're looking in the wrong direction pal! IT'S BEHIND YOU!
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AND WHOMP, FIIIIIIIGHT!
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Matt let Crop in on Fury's tricks, and so he bests her!
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She's in pain and defeated by this playa playa!
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But they quickly make up in the toilets, even though poor Freya was just trying to take a dump!
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Fury.... pees herself! Lovely.
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All Calliope wants is for this trout to stop, she just wants to enjoy her coffee and burnt waffles!
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Starlet is off to fish at the beach. She must have taken 'there's plenty more fish in the sea' a bit too literally...
COMING UP... Everything goes wrong... It all happened so fast, and I'm still not sure wtf actually happened and I'm very confused but also amused so I'm going to run with it....
Yay! Disco Fynn!
Judging by how well we're getting along, I assume ???? is actually Wolf Kanno.
I love Disco Fynn.
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So the LASSES are just enjoying a bit of phone time...
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When... in comes a ZOMBIE CROP?! He's trying to terrify Freya! It's working!
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He's trying the same trout on Calliope!
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She's about to pee herself too!
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Scarlet is pretty much digging the Zombie look, she's into it, she wants her boy back.
Don't we all?
So there we have it, CROP has been turned into a Zombie - to forever terrorise the LASSES in the Sorority House! How will the LADS cope with the loss of their Party Boy?
HOW WILL YOU COPE NOW THAT CROP IS OUT OF THE GAME?
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!
(No, really? How was I not informed! So random, so fantastic!)
i have no idea why i think ??? is Mae lol.