No tornadoes here, but we do get the occasional hurricane. Those are very rare, though.

We had one earthquake back in the early 2000s. But that was most likely a result Kaliningrad-run nuclear experiment in the Baltic. At least, that's what the conspiracy theorists say. We don't really have any tectonic plates meeting nearby so there's just no way for tornadoes to naturally occur.

So is it true you guys don't really use trains that much in the US?