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    Professor_Juniper.pngHello, I'm professor Freya and welcome to Class of Random Topic! Today we'll be learning about different things that I've put on a syllabus. Don't worry class, There are no dumb questions! So if you have a question, please feel free to ask!


    What is your dumb question to prove that there are, in fact, dumb questions to ask to your professor?

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    Why is there a ridge between my nose and mouth?

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    "Why are you sleeping cat?"

    (Maybe I read the qiestion wrong but whatever)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Why is there a ridge between my nose and mouth?
    It's there to catch your boogers of course.

    Quote Originally Posted by Galuf View Post
    "Why are you sleeping cat?"

    (Maybe I read the qiestion wrong but whatever)
    I'm an animagus

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    Sounds like some name of a boss thats a mage.

    ANI MAGUS

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    If you hit your crush with a fish that you kissed and it hits their mouth, does that count as a successful first or just make you a weirdo?

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    Which do you prefer, a bucket of eels that all have little otter pictures around their necks, or otters that are in a bucket made out of live eels?

    Is it sad that I actually know the answer to one of these questions? Can you guess which one it is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    How much organic unsalted butter do I need to fit 36 pygmy elephants into a cement mixer?
    8

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    What happens when you put a toaster in a vat of raisin pudding? (After you eat the toast of course. )
    Electric shock still.

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    Is it illegal to stab snow people with potatoes?
    Yes. We have good relations with the snow people, don't screw it up. IT could put our ambassador in danger.

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    Why does my flight to Hawaii from Florida have a layover in Alaska?
    For the bears.

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    If you hit your crush with a fish that you kissed and it hits their mouth, does that count as a successful first or just make you a weirdo?
    You're a weirdo.

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    Do colorless green ideals sleep furiously?
    Sure.

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    Which do you prefer, a bucket of eels that all have little otter pictures around their necks, or otters that are in a bucket made out of live eels?
    Otters eat eels so if they're in a bucket made of eels then they'll just be eating away! NOM

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    Is it sad that I actually know the answer to one of these questions? Can you guess which one it is?
    The eel one?

    Those were some dumb questions though, Good job!

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    Can helicopters fly upside down?
    No, sadly they can't. Some can roll for some time which allows them to be upside down for a bit but no. No they can't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    What's that smell?
    My eyes are open.

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