One too many...

[risey]

Story of my life. Isn't there a 'new members post here' sub-forum? If there is I'm sorry for missing it. Hello, fantasy people! I'm here because I'm craving a sense of community. My husband just told me he doesn't rate my ironing. Advice on how to go on?

Just jesting.

My name is Ryan. I'm from England. I would like to state here and now (in my vodka-induced state) that I do not profess to be a glittering intellectual. I'm quite aware that forums such as this play host to some of the smartest, wittiest, spottiest, ugliest, prettiest, funniest pricks on the round earth. I also implore you to make yourselves(sp?) visible so I know what I'm up against.

If you are in fact just a bunch of witless, feral mom-lovers I shall swiftly make my exit and not leave a trace. IF, however, you charm my heart and I decide to stick around, you have my deepest sympathies.

Also, I'm gay (thank you Jesus). Hope that doesn't finish me off. If it's any consolation I think chocobos (fictional birds) are cute..?