Oh, hello~! Nice of you to join me Come on in, make yourself comfortable! You can keep your shoes on, the floor is old as all hell anyway Care for a slice of pumpkin pie? We can play Smash Bros., if you want!

Have a seat! I have this nice comfy chair here just for you! We're just waiting for a couple more people and we can get this party started! It's important to have fun! After all-

We're all going to die!


But don't worry about that! Enjoy your time here! We are all just inconsequential ants in the incomprehensible void that is time, the universe, and everything! Even the bones we leave behind will crumble to dust after millenia and all trace of the memories we left behind will be completely gone. As if it never happened!




And yet... maybe there's some solace to the void? The fact that we all share it? After all, even if in life we can never be truly equal, there is no denying the fact that none of us can escape death. It's the one thing that makes us all truly equal. Something we all share.

So let's make the most of life, short as it is! Let's play Smash Bros. while we wait for the others to come. And who knows? Maybe the Reaper is really good at playing Greninja