Episode 3
-I'm drinking wine and having a curry, and this is a lovely night.
-Smoking weed while driving on an icy, winding road, this will end well
-OH trout WHAT DID THEY HIT HOPEFULLY NOT A PERSON
-Oh, it's totally a person, smurf
-I'm already liking Mia. Granted, she didn't hit the person, but it just as easily could have been her; she's just as drunk and stoned as her boyfriend is. At least she wants to do the right thing?
-I DON'T CARE IF IT'S INSTANT PRISON, YOU KILLED A MAN
-What if he's not actually dead, though? Could just be knocked out and hurt. They didn't even check the pulse!
-Aye, it's a crocodile, eh, mate?
-SHE'S A PROPER MOTHER NOW WITH A LIFE, uh oh
-Is this in Iceland, btw?
-PUPPY
-Or, wait...is this Wales?
-Oh trout, it's the lead singer of The Cranberries. Hey, Dolores!
-Like, it's clearly not her, that's just my attempt at a joke.
-So now curly hair is trying to do the pussy version of the right thing. I feel bad for Mia, she's made a life for herself, and now he wants to smurf it all up.
-OH trout'S SHE'S GONNA KILL HIM
-GIRL THIS IS NOT THE ANSWER TO THIS PROBLEM
-ESPECIALLY SINCE HE SAID HE WASN'T EVEN GOING TO MENTION YOU
-goddamn that was a minor misstep, wasn't it?
-THE SONG THE SONG FINALLY MADE ITS APPEARANCE
-NO NOT A smurfING RODENT, POISON IT NOW
-Is this what you made your thing about Paul? Cos you know I hate rodents and guinea pigs? Because if Rob ever brought one of those things into my house, I'd flush it.
-WRAITH BABES
-She's clever, though, this one.
-Well, sort of. Taking a room service tray out into the parking lot would probably look very weird on camera. xD
-WAIT IS HE STILL ALIVE
-Nah, it was just a close in so we could get a mirror (heh) shot of her face. Why do I keep thinking everyone is alive?
-I mean, okay. I get why she's dumping him here. She can be seen here without raising suspicions, but MAYBE DON'T DUMP THE PERSON YOU JUST MURDERED AT YOUR PLACE OF WORK
-Oh wait, seems like he just got cooked. Nevermind.
-Haha that bitchy look, judging her for her porn choices
-Seriously, where the smurf is this being filmed. Where is this supposed to be set?
-I'm very attracted to this pizza van victim. He's a nerdy little trout in the way I like dudes.
-Oh shoot, this is how she sees the murder. This is actually kind of cool.
-I like how this story is going to puzzle together. This episode seems like it's going to be a bit more high-tech than episode 2. I like where it's going.
-Also, I find myself not hating Mia yet. Like, she's done some bad trout, but I don't think she's terrible herself.
-I think what I like about this is the juxtaposition of the tedious (inspecting insurance claims) with the fantastic (technology which lets you see someone else's memories). It sets the stage well for how technology becomes so mundane the longer its part of our lives.
-Oh man, how his memory of her coat changed from lime to yellow was so fascinating. Like, this is really cool. Especially how the mind tech itself looks very 1970s...I'm getting Willy Wonka/Mike Teevee vibes from it.
-AND THE STAGE IS SET
-Ah, the classic porn/murder misunderstanding!
-OH NO THE ZOOM ON THE KNIVES
-SHE'S GONNA KILL AGAIN, ISN'T SHE
-I hope not, I really like Shazia
-BUT SERIOUSLY WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY, it's beautiful, though
-yikesyikesyikesyikes
-SHAZIA RUN SHE HAS KILLED BEFORE, SHE WILL DO IT AGAIN
-I am a bundle of nerves
-Oh god
-Oh god
-Oh thank god, she's in her car
-NO NO NO
-I am very upset, I take it all back, I don't like Mia
-Also, I noticed before she had a hard time getting her car to turn over, but I didn't think it would come into play here. GG.
-Oh god, this episode is upsetting the smurf out of me
-HAD TO DIP OUR TOES IN WITH EPISODE ONE AND TWO, THIS IS WHERE IT GETS REAL
-OH GOD NOW SHE'S GOING TO KILL THE HUSBAND AND SHAZIA'S DAUGHTER
-Here I was just thinking how heartbroken I'd be, how sick and worried if I expected Rob home and he didn't come home
-This episode is one of the more smurfed up Black Mirror eps, I think
-So, obviously the kid is going to come out after she kills the father, and that will be her true test--can she murder a child in cold blood?
-OH GOD, THE KID IS A BABY, LIKE THAT'S ACTUALLY SO MUCH WORSE
-OH GOD SHE KILLED THE BABY THEN...I was so hoping she just left him...
-OH GOD THE BABY WAS BLIND
-THE GUINEA PIG SAW IT ALL...wow, just, actually wow
-I'm so very happy that's how it ended. Mia smurfing deserves whatever she gets.
-But seriously, making the guinea pig the witness is brilliant, and I love that twist.