Episode 5
-I like they've gone back to more British roots after last season, which was more American
-UGH I HALFWAY FAST FORWARDED AND THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS IN BLACK AND WHITE GROSS
-Already calling this will be my least favorite episode of the seasons
-ugh so bored
-This episode is very caricature horror movie
-Okay, so this whole cast is about to e killed off within minutes.
-Oh hey, the lady lived
-Again, this episode is boring as trout...every season there's one episode that bores me to tears, and clearly this one is it
-Okay, this walkie-talkie scene is making me tear up, maybe this won't be too boring
-Tbh, if I was her, I'd probably taunt it too
-Oh, so THAT'S why Katniss used her belt to strap herself into the tree. I guess I'm a light sleeper and never understood how someone could fall out of a tree while sleeping, because it'd always sort of be there in your mind.
-WAIT IS THIS THE HOUSE OF THE PEOPLE FROM THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF YOU BECAUSE IT CERTAINLY LOOKS LIKE IT IS
-Also this lady is a bad ass, I'd be dead within minutes of stumbling upon one of these dudes
-Alright, she's inside, and I'm almost certain this is the same house used in The Entire History of You.
-YUP, IT ABSOLUTELY IS
-That, or they just have access to very similar modern art houses
-ugh, GROSS
-Okay, maybe this isn't the same house
-This lady is such a goddamn bad ass, though
-I thought I was going to hate this episode, but watching this woman of steel is making it enjoyable for me
-OH NO HERE COMES THE DOG, FORGET ABOUT THE GOOK ON YOUR HANDS AND RUN
-THESE ROBOTS HAVE GUN ARMS AND IT'S GOING TO USE A KNIFE WHAT
-the ol' paint over the robot's eyes trick
-NO NO SHE HAD IT NOOOOO
-Holy trout, she's going to rip into her own face, dude
-Or.....not?
-Oh trout, the one is like right on her jugular
-Oh, I see. All the dogs are coming to her, so even if she took them out, she'd be tracked.
-I think my biggest criticism of this episode is not know what's going on. Like, it's sad, and she's a force of will, but without context of the plot, it all feels really meaningless.
-OH. OH. IT WAS A TEDDY BEAR. And now I'm crying. smurf. Okay, I take it back. How smurfing beautiful.