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Dat Matt
The power to rule the lands is highly sought after, so there has been a lot of fighting over the coveted iron throne. EoFF has agent from several houses aiming for the top spot. Here are contenders in this Game of Thrones.
Representing House Greyjoy is Del Murder. His main strategy for taking the throne is to make a lot of boats and drive them straight into kings landing. No one will expect the boat army, until it is upon your doorsteps. The chances of success are not very high, but they he will try his best throwing waves of boats towards his ultimate goal of ruling the lands and seas.
Representing House Arryn is Jinx. Hiding within the implementable Eyrie, Jinx’s plan for ruling the iron throne is simple. Wait for everyone else to die before they leave the vale. Anyone that dares come to attack them is faces being kicked through the moon door and falling to their death. She is playing the long game with her conquest.
Representing House Stark is Loony BoB. Ruling the north is a hard job, Bob is used to the land of ice and snow over the sunny shores of kings landing. With such a big family, i’m sure that they’ll put up a good fight, right?
Representing the Lannisters is Psychotic. Current rulers of the iron throne has one goal, keep hold of the throne from all that dare oppose them. The best way he figures to do this is to toss as much money at the problem as possible. They’ll be able to maintain the throne, so long as they do not spend too much time fighting with themselves
Representing house Targeryans is Shaibana, first of her name, mother of dragons, breaker of chains, poster of #eoff, quarter pounder with cheese, 4 time academy award winner, writer of odd speeches, nominee of ciddies. She’s got a shot.
Representing house Tryrell is Shauna. Hailing from the southern beaches of Westeros, Shauna is living the easy life, he plan is to marry into the throne and mooch of the lannisters. You know that she plans to back stab them the first chance she gets. So long as she isn’t found in a fighting pit with something bigger than her she’ll go far.
Best of luck to the contenders. Winner of this award will be the next ruler of Westeros.
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