Originally Posted by
Jinx
Porgs are A+.
Let's be real--most of us here love Star Wars, but they are not great films. They're actually objectively bad and campy. Judging a film because it caters to kids--when every smurfing Star Wars film has catered to kids--is asinine. THESE. ARE. NOT. GOOD. FILMS. YOU. CAN. STILL. LOVE. THEM. BUT. THEY. ARE. NOT. GOOD.
okay, glad we cleared that up.
I'll agree with you on them not being good in terms of
overall story telling. The original trilogy should always be recognized as the ground breaking for technical reasons (special effects, editing, music/sound), but yeah, anyone who says the OT had this flawless story or whatever is kidding themselves. If Star Wars didn't exist until a few years ago (and assuming the original debuted as a mega hit in the modern day) both Empire Strikes Back and especially Return of the Jedi would have got crucified by fans.
Darth Vader is this imposing, high ranked hench man with ties to the old ways of The Force.
No wait, he's the hero's father.
Oh, Obi-Wan said he told Luke the truth from a certain point of view. ... ... ... okay.
Oh wait, Leia is also Luke's sister. Don't worry about the sexual tension in the last two films.
Okay, we blew up the thing we also blew up in the first movie, but this time the Empire is finished because the main bad guy is dead. The rest of the forces just gave up.