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What is a yorkshire pudding
Nobody tell her. I will straight up ban any of you if you betray the Queen and tell her. It's our thing. Pip bloody pip forever, my chums. What would the Chuckle Brothers think?
In my googling it isn't even a pudding.
Genetically people who like pineapple on pizza have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that's a scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is a scientific fact.
Is that one of those alternative facts I've heard so much about?
Hawaiian is a Canadian invention we were told. It could be propaganda in the pizza Mafia however.
Pineapples are good. Pizzas are good. But pineapples on pizzas are not good.
Pull my Devil Trigger!
People who don't like pineapple on pizza are likely cannibals and should be locked away for life.
It's no better or worse than a lot of the weird trout people put on their pizzas. I find a lot of the time people who rail heavily against pineapple on pizza are the same people who will put barbecue sauce, or ranch, or egg or any other kind of weird thing on their pizza. You should be able to put anything you like on a pizza, free of judgment, because at this point it's been bastardised so much that it really doesn't make a difference. My ancestors judge you all equally.