Pineapple on Pizza

[Slothy]

I find a lot of the time people who rail heavily against pineapple on pizza are the same people who will put barbecue sauce, or ranch, or egg or any other kind of weird thing on their pizza.

Egg on pizza is amazing. You can dip the pizza crust into the yolk and mmmmmmm...

I think I just vomited in my mouth a little bit.