I am not grasping at any straws. If anything I would guess that you and Pumpkin are the Witches. I can get Formy's vote for me, it was kinda cute the way I was on Carny and he voted to protect his man. However

The fact you and Pumpkin worked in tandem to fill pages of Fourms.
The fact you ignore her role claim yet believe in Pained in the game.
The fact I have given strong evidence that she tried to make a move at night and it was blocked.

If Laddy is still alive, and I don't think he wouldn't be as the person doing the write up would omit something as strong as that from the game in my opinion makes me look towards her. My vote was from the information I used at night tracking her movements. Read the day 2 opening and you will see her as the gummy bear eater who had a move but got blocked.

Funny you ignore this to fit your narrative, yet vote strictly on... I don't think there is a town idiot.