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    :monster: Things That Sound Fake But Aren't

    Quicksand
    Venus Flytraps
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    You know, as a child, I was led to believe that quicksand would have been a bigger danger than it is.

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    President Trump




    Still not used to that one

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    I've mentioned this in a similar thread or something before:

    That cat purrs heal our illness. It legit sounds like something your crazy hippie aunt would share, but it's actually scientifically proven!

    Still don't like cats, though.

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    Speaking of cats, they won't be able to find their way home if they lose their whiskers. Also sounds like a myth but also actually scientific


    Cats are magic, man

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    Also on cats and animals in general. Petting is good for your blood pressure.

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    What the hell is blood soup, Fynn? Are you guys vampires?


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    It's not like you guys don't have blood sausage too so don't give me that

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    My girlfriend's sexual climaxes

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    Just about everything I work on at work. When fixing things I usually get a phone call saying the thing on the mabob isn't working. Can you fix it?

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    Cats being real Pokémon.

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