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    Default Weird things you've eaten

    This isn't going in Quina's Kitchen because it isn't in relation to actual food.

    I'm talking weird stuff. Maybe you munch on paper to pass the time? Are you one of those freaks that eats the sponge from your sofa? The eraser from the end of a pencil (we've all done that, haven't we?).

    Come on weirdos, step forward.

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    Quina's Kitchen is the reason all of this happened in the first place

    I once ate kangaroo at the triple Cid's Knight meeting of '09. Wasn't all that great.

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    I don't tend to eat weird things. I mean I guess I eat alligator fairly regularly when I go to my favorite cajun restaurant ?

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    No no no, you are all doing this wrong.

    These are non-food items that you eat anyway because you are all freaks like me. Paper, sand, staplers... stuff like that.

    I'm not revealing mine until I get at least three acceptable responses

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    Not sure if this counts but when I was 2 or 3 years old I ate what I think was a cat food bit. I thought it was candy. It was not and tasted terrible. The 80s were different, man.

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    I knew a kid in primary school who ate crayons. He said the black ones tasted the best.

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    Like, I am an almost 26-year-old woman who will occasionally lick things out of curiosity. Like, please don't tell me you've never seen some object and been like, "I wonder what that tastes like."

    The weirdest things I've eaten intentionally are probably tree bark, and a mixture of sand and mud. But those were both when I was a kid, so I'm not sure if they really count.
    mfw you post

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    Everyone at the pet store where I worked tried a dog biscuit at least once. Including myself.

    I also ate (unused) toilet paper once when I was a kid. Why? My mom told me paper was technically edible so I wanted to test it.

    Oh and a few times when I was pretending to be a bunny outside I would eat grass. It's... very tough and chewy, I do not recommend.

    Once I ate a mealworm as part of a school dare sort of thing, and promptly barfed it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    I knew a kid in primary school who ate crayons. He said the black ones tasted the best.
    They say once you go black, you never go back.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    Like, I am an almost 26-year-old woman who will occasionally lick things out of curiosity. Like, please don't tell me you've never seen some object and been like, "I wonder what that tastes like."
    Protip: Do not taste Nintendo Switch cartridges.

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    I've tried a cat food biscuit before. Not very impressive, but edible if it's the apocalypse or something I guess.

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    My nails. Bit them a LOT when I was younger. For the most part, I've substituted it with picking at my nails. Still catch myself biting them when I'm nervous, though.

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    A moth, a smurfing MOTH. One got inside my drink when I was looking, and went to take a sip of water and ended up getting a large moth in my mouth. ughhhhhhhghgh. Never again. I always look before drinking now.



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    Quote Originally Posted by maybee View Post
    A moth, a smurfing MOTH. One got inside my drink when I was looking, and went to take a sip of water and ended up getting a large moth in my mouth. ughhhhhhhghgh. Never again. I always look before drinking now.
    Pretty much the same thing happened to me with a bee. I got lucky, and it didn't sting the inside of my mouth.

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    Dog biscuits are surprisingly palatable ngl



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
    My nails. Bit them a LOT when I was younger. For the most part, I've substituted it with picking at my nails. Still catch myself biting them when I'm nervous, though.
    To this day I still bite my nails & the skin along the edge.

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