You should have named this contest best dressed, Carny. We're not here for the clothes. We're here for the boners and lady boners.

1. Balthier--I don't get the fangirling over him, but at least he has decent posture. Wtf is up with Cid.
2. They're both terrible, but Sazh I guess. Chocofro.
3. BAEMERIC. Although Daddy Cid is mmm too.
4. Regis. I will not stand for mullets.