Everybody's favorite ace pilot reporting for duty! I look forward to killing some toasters, but first, where's the fracking booze?
Not on the CAP again, huh? I don't blame Apollo for pickin' a crew of nuggets over you, but if the downside is I have to suffer you in the mess tonight then I may just have to turn on a tracking beacon so the Cylons come and put me out of my frackin' misery.