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    I don't get the joke.
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    Seeing this thread reminded me of something, and now I'm feeling all nostalgic. When I was younger, we'd go to the Portsmouth Historic Dockyards most times we visited my Nan and Grandad's. There was this cafe there where you could get custom sandwiches, i.e there was a list of ingredients and you could pick which ingredients went in your sandwich, the more ingredients the higher the cost. I don't know what was going through my head the first time we had lunch there, but I asked for a pineapple sandwich. Just pineapple, bread and butter. And it was really nice! After that, I'd have a pineapple sandwich every time we had lunch there.

    So, my answer is: a pineapple sandwich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post

    Same.



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    I would be the ultimate sandwich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    I don't get the joke.
    Lister and Rimmer are in their quarters on board Red Dwarf. The are speaking to Holly, the onboard ship computer.

    Lister: "Holly, can you make us a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney?"
    Holly: "You what?"
    Lister: "It's a state-of-the-art sarnie"
    Holly: "It's the state of the floor I'm worried about"

    Why do none of you nerds watch Red Dwarf?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Why do none of you nerds watch Red Dwarf?

    I got that the joke was from Red Dwarf, but I only came in after that joke had already dropped like a pancake formerly stuck to the ceiling. Just felt cruel to scrape it up off the floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    I don't get the joke.
    Lister and Rimmer are in their quarters on board Red Dwarf. The are speaking to Holly, the onboard ship computer.

    Lister: "Holly, can you make us a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney?"
    Holly: "You what?"
    Lister: "It's a state-of-the-art sarnie"
    Holly: "It's the state of the floor I'm worried about"

    Why do none of you nerds watch Red Dwarf?

    I still don't get it? What does a sandwich have to do with the floor? Is she implying it will get them the trouts and they won't be able to control their bowels and will miss the toilet and trout all over the floor?
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    From Subway a BMT. Just thick and meaty

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    The sandwich is "state-of-the-art" as in a modern interpretation of items between bread. Holly is worried about the "state of the floor" as this concoction is messy due to it containing three eggs, chilli sauce & chutney.

    Just forget it. This whole joke set-up was the biggest waste of time since they decided to make Speed 2: Cruise Control.

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    i like my interpretation better
    mfw you post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    The sandwich is "state-of-the-art" as in a modern interpretation of items between bread. Holly is worried about the "state of the floor" as this concoction is messy due to it containing three eggs, chilli sauce & chutney.

    Just forget it. This whole joke set-up was the biggest waste of time since they decided to make Speed 2: Cruise Control.
    I always assumed Holly meant if the sandwich was puked up myself

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    Yeah me too. Bubba you cray-cray.

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    Hmmm

    Pretzel Bun, Grilled Chicken, Red Onion, Romaine Lettuce, Red Pepper, Spicy Caesar Dressing, Harvati & Swiss Cheese, all seated in Butter!!



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