Hello there! Sorry I've not been around. It's the Summer Holidays, the kids are off, and I'm currently on leave from doing my patriotic duty for Murrica'. Kids, am I right? Always after my time.

Damn shame about Carl. He might've been a pretty lackluster excuse for a parent, but no-one deserves to go out like that. Ain't right. As for this whole 'voting' thing, can't see why we can't just have a good ol' fistfight and sort it out that way. All this 'democracy', when what we need is a clenched fist of justice.

Ah, nevermind. If this is the way it's gonna be, ##VOTE: Walter