The Sevilla Protocol:
1) Shred them to smurfing pieces in the first half
2) I mean, batter them. Score as many goals as you can (it won't be enough, but fill your boots)
3) SECOND HALF.
4) Alberto Moreno
5) Jordan Henderson shouting
6) Fall to pieces
7) Fall for obvious diving and cheating
8) NEVER LEARN YOUR smurfING LESSON
3 games against these arseholes and it goes exactly the same way. Learn your smurfing lesson and go full Mourinho or Allardyce in the second half. And look, you know they're going to start flopping over if someone so much as sneezes in their general direction. So why the smurf are you still leaving your foot in and why the smurf are you doing it in the box? Infuriating!
Thank smurf Haribo FC managed to snatch a draw against Spartak.