View Poll Results: How do you sneeze?

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  • I politely subside them

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  • I go full-on sneeze but with hands over my mouth

    7 43.75%
  • I go full-on sneeze, no hands for maximum distance

    2 12.50%
  • I grab someone's face and cover them in snot & saliva

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  • The word sneeze look weird after a while

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Thread: What kind of sneezer are you?

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    Taking care of business Cid's Knight Bubba's Avatar
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    High-pitched "atchoo" sound, force of sneeze varying randomly between light and extremely heavy.

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    Average sneezing sound? A polite turning the head away and sneezing into the elbow for me. People who sneeze into tissues are suspicious. No-one has enough time to dig into their pockets, take out a hankerchief and sneeze in time. Those who do must be psychic.


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    I do the quietest little sneezes when I'm with company. When it's just me and Pheesh they range from being audibly non-existant or really smurfing loud elephant sneezes. No in between.


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    Ugh I just let out a titanic mega blast out of nowhere all over the kitchen floor. It caught me by surprise so I couldn't grab a tissue. At least it was easy to clean up.

    Feel free to take this post entirely out of context if you so wish.

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    I sneeze into my elbow like everyone should.

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    I turn my head to avoid sneezing on the person in front of me and end sneezing on a baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    I sneeze into my elbow like everyone should.
    This if there's no tissue around. I don't actually sneeze up anything usually, so it's a safe maneuver. Which makes me wonder why I needed to sneeze in the first place.

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    I block my nose as much as possible to stop the sneeze. I don't always succeed though

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    Also can I just say I saw that sharky posted here and I thought he'd made a thread about his car, which is named Sneezer

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    When I was in 10th grade I once sneezed with the force of a hurricane. It literally knocked me out of my chair into the wall behind me. Good times.

    Bork Bork

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    I had no idea that sneezing into your elbow is a thing. I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    I had no idea that sneezing into your elbow is a thing. I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this
    It's "cleaner" because you're not touching things or people with the inside of your elbow. I do the same thing.

    Or while having sneezing fits during allergy season I just pray for somebody to hold my head underwater until I stop struggling.


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    I actually sneeze into my inside elbow or if i'm at work, I reach for a tissue at my desk real quick and sneeze into that.

    But yes, I'm quite loud...
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    I usually try for the crook of the elbow, hands if nothing else.

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