I heard a rumor today.

[Shorty]

Today I heard a rumor about a member that I found to be very upsetting. Someone mentioned to me that Night Fury does not actually enjoy pooping as much as she has led this forum to believe.

I feel like we have all been lied to as a memberbase, and honestly, I'm just horrified for Pheesh. Now that her brand has been falsified, do they even have a leg to stand on as a couple now? I am gravely concerned.

This is incredibly troubling. Have you heard any other rumors worth mentioning?

[Shauna]

I hear that Shorty doesn't actually consider any of us nerds. She just thinks we're regular people with normal lives.

[Fynn]

I heard Mr. Carnelian is actually straight. Poor Formy

[Shorty]

I hear that Shorty doesn't actually consider any of us nerds. She just thinks we're regular people with normal lives.

This is an egregious lie! Who said this about me! I will deny it until the end!

I heard that Rantz Pantz actually does not own any pants and that his entire wardrobe is just filled with skorts.

[Night Fury]

I..... I..... I've been caught!!

[Vasher]

I heard that Fynn is trying to pound a wedge between Formy and Carny so that he can can make a move on both. The tangled webs we weave.


Oh, I also heard that Shorty had a crush on me. Well, not so much "me", as my buttocks.

[Fynn]

I heard that Fynn is trying to pound a wedge between Formy and Carny so that he can can make a move on both. The tangled webs we weave.


Oh, I also heard that Shorty had a crush on me. Well, not so much "me", as my buttocks.

Pff. Lame attempt at diversion. You know the only ass desired by someone is mine, and the one that desires it is you, sweet Vasher

[Vasher]

I heard that Fynn is trying to pound a wedge between Formy and Carny so that he can can make a move on both. The tangled webs we weave.


Oh, I also heard that Shorty had a crush on me. Well, not so much "me", as my buttocks.

Pff. Lame attempt at diversion. You know the only ass desired by someone is mine, and the one that desires it is you, sweet Vasher

Read me like a book. Damn, am I really that transparent? Lacking, my game is.




I also heard that Bubba is into "Furry" pron. The "soft" kind though (see what I did there).

[Bri]

I heard a very disturbing rumor that the admin are all part of the Illuminati...

[Formalhaut]

I heard that Fynn is trying to pound a wedge between Formy and Carny so that he can can make a move on both. The tangled webs we weave.

Yeah, that actually sounds legit. He tries to hide it, but there's signals.

[Shorty]

I heard a very disturbing rumor that the admin are all part of the Illuminati...

That was confirmed in 2012, actually.

[Sephex]

I heard a very disturbing rumor that the admin are all part of the Illuminati...

That was confirmed in 2012, actually.

That's

not

true!

[Pheesh]

I..... I..... I've been caught!!

Sayonara sister.

[Fynn]

I heard that Fynn is trying to pound a wedge between Formy and Carny so that he can can make a move on both. The tangled webs we weave.

Yeah, that actually sounds legit. He tries to hide it, but there's signals.

Sorry, Formy, but that's old news. Imma take Vasher up on his offer now

[Christmas]

I heard a rumour that Quin works in a farm impregnating all the chickens there on a daily basis just so everyone could have fresh eggs for breakfast around the world. I salute you and dun ever stop impregnating chickens.