If you were a sandwich, which one would you be?

[Bubba]

Give me your reasons!

[LunarWeaver]

A bacon cheeseburger. If I'm going to be eaten and die, I'm gonna go down as smurfing delicious.

[Darth Ganon]

Peanut butter and jelly because I haven't been on a school campus in years.

[Berserker[Red]]

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Because I'm a simple man.

[BustaMo]

Ice Cream sandwich, to cool you down on a hot day, or to melt in your pocket/purse if you forget to eat me.

[Fynn]

[Psychotic]

One of those weird long sub sandwiches that I'm not convinced anybody really eats (who enjoys that much bread) because I'm overcompensating.

[Bubba]

I would be a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney.

It's a state-of-the-art sarnie

[Bubba]

I would be a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney.

It's a state-of-the-art sarnie

but you said mutton in the other thread

I know, I wasn't talking about a sandwich.

[Vasher]

Funny that this came up...

I never (almost never) buy/make a sandwich, but ~about a week ago, while in the shower, I decided that "I need a damn sandwich". I've been picking up a sub every day since then.

So, I'd be a "Jersey Mike's" giant Turkey (w/ double meet), provolone, on white, lettuce, tomato, pepperoncinis, oil, vinager, salt, pepper, and spices.

We are what we eat, right?

I kinda burned that one out. I think that next week I'll be a "Whole Foods" Pepper Jack Chicken on rosemary focaccia, with bacon, and avocado. My mouth is watering just thinking about "me".

[Bubba]

I would be a triple-fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce and chutney.

It's a state-of-the-art sarnie

It's the state of the floor I'm worried about.

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[Bubba]

I literally only made this thread so somebody would finish my joke.

The fact that I had to do it myself is very depressing...

[Old Manus]

Jill

[Mr. Carnelian]

Seeing this thread reminded me of something, and now I'm feeling all nostalgic. When I was younger, we'd go to the Portsmouth Historic Dockyards most times we visited my Nan and Grandad's. There was this cafe there where you could get custom sandwiches, i.e there was a list of ingredients and you could pick which ingredients went in your sandwich, the more ingredients the higher the cost. I don't know what was going through my head the first time we had lunch there, but I asked for a pineapple sandwich. Just pineapple, bread and butter. And it was really nice! After that, I'd have a pineapple sandwich every time we had lunch there.

So, my answer is: a pineapple sandwich.

[Sephex]

It doesn't matter as long as some eats me just for a lame pun.