True story. I was on a bus today and who should get on the bus but EoFF's very own Del Murder. Anyway he started mouthing off being racist and stuff and I could see the people on the bus were looking to me for action because they knew I have an IQ of 143 so I stood up.

Me: Excuse me sir *raises eyebrow inquisitively*

Del Murder: *sniffs* What is it you dirty scum pucket? *spits* angry that trump won an election?

Me: Heh politics are for the feeble minded. *snort* You are being very rude please stop it *kind glance*

Del Murder: I do what I want, you have problem? *douchebaggy stare*

Me: I am a former Navy STEAL *flexes* and if you don't stop your masonry I will MURDER you, like, DEL murder *looks menacing*

Del Murder: I don't think *shakes fist* so!

me: *performs stunning array of back lips and break dances*

Del Murder: i am so sorry *gets off bus*

entire bus: *applauds for three minutes*

woman: you are so attractive *pout* here is my telephone details

old man: you're such a wonderful young man *shakes hand* you remind me of my son who was killed by three terrorists here is a $100

that old man's name?

al(del)bert einstein(er)