 What kind of sneezer are you?
 What kind of sneezer are you?
					
				 
 
					
				High-pitched "atchoo" sound, force of sneeze varying randomly between light and extremely heavy.
 
 
					
				Average sneezing sound? A polite turning the head away and sneezing into the elbow for me. People who sneeze into tissues are suspicious. No-one has enough time to dig into their pockets, take out a hankerchief and sneeze in time. Those who do must be psychic.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I do the quietest little sneezes when I'm with company. When it's just me and Pheesh they range from being audibly non-existant or really smurfing loud elephant sneezes. No in between.
 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				Ugh I just let out a titanic mega blast out of nowhere all over the kitchen floor. It caught me by surprise so I couldn't grab a tissue. At least it was easy to clean up.
Feel free to take this post entirely out of context if you so wish.
 
 
					
				I sneeze into my elbow like everyone should.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				When I was in 10th grade I once sneezed with the force of a hurricane. It literally knocked me out of my chair into the wall behind me. Good times.
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				I had no idea that sneezing into your elbow is a thing. I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I usually try for the crook of the elbow, hands if nothing else.