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    Here's my list
    Shrek the Third
    Cinderella III
    Huntsman: Winter's War
    Captain America: Winter Soldier
    Batman Returns
    The Dark Knight
    Thor Ragnarok
    Guardians of the Galaxy vol.2
    Back to the Future Part II
    Back to the Future Part III
    Evil Dead 2
    Army of Darkness
    Evil Dead (I'm listing the remake)
    Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
    Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi
    Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens
    Toy Story 2
    Terminator 2: Judgement Day
    The Road Warrior
    Fury Road
    X2: X-Men United
    Star Trek: Wrath of Khan
    Star Trek: First Contact
    Star Trek Beyond
    Alien: Covenant
    The Goof, the Bad, and the Ugly
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    I think my avatar is a good case in point.

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    Now I've read all the responses (especially Mercen-X) I've realised that there are smurfing loads

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    I'm inclined to say Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. They were both funny imo but the second seemed to let Carrey ad lib a little more.

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    Bring It On Again, the straight to DVD sequel to Bring It On.

    There is no other film I need to exist. Each viewing cleanses the spirit.

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