Feels like so many people miss the point of Umineko...

...though of course I was no exception. There's something to be said about reading a story from beginning to finish and continuously ignoring what it VERY PERSISTENTLY tells you to do. I don't even know what I was thinking.. no, I know, I *wasn't* thinking. I had to be told to understand. But then again, without that wakeup call I probably wouldn't have grown up.