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    Taking care of business Cid's Knight Bubba's Avatar
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    Please explain your reasoning.

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    Human, I've never cared for monkeys or gorillas, also having a fifty foot whatever that you may have some sway on would be super useful.

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    DEATH BY SNU SNU



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    Well Diane from the Seven Deadly Sins is hot, even as a giant.

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    Go big or go home. In Antarctic conditions I could climb inside of her for warmth like Luke and his Tauntaun in Empire.

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    A fifty foot tall woman.. why not!? I mean could you imagine the boobs on that?

    Not to mention, a human sized king kong is essentially just a silverback gorilla. I can't say I have ever felt the urge to date a silverback gorilla.

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    I'm going to have to go with the giant man, apes just aren't my thing.

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    Yeah, I'm with the others on this one, the idea of dating a giant doesn't appeal to me but the idea of dating a gorilla appeals to me even less.

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    bad thread is bad



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    A real insight to Bubba's mind here...

    One discussion on the concept of sex with your opposite gendered clone on Discord and now a "Would you rather date a giant human, or engage in beastiality?" thread.... dude the mental break is coming along nicely I feel hahahaha

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    Giants are awesome.

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    Struggling to see why anyone would pick dating the ape, to be honest. Conversation with an ape that can't talk would get one-sided pretty damn fast. That would make for very dull dates.

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    What the hell is wrong with you all? I said "date" not "have sex with".

    I was thinking the date with the tall male/female would be a drink (obviously location would need some arranging) and a chat. It would be interesting discussing the different challenges of being tall/small... just try not to keep up with him/her on drinks as they'll be drinking shots from a cement mixer.

    For human-sized King Kong, I was thinking a nice outdoor setting where you can do some funny dancing for his/her entertainment. They can do some chest-beating, compete in a banana-eating contest for your entertainment.

    Any of you that even contemplated the thought of getting physical with a gorilla... make me feel physically sick. I mean, you probably should seek professional help. The thought never even crossed my mind. Seriously, get help.

    EDIT: Holy sh*t. Someone actually went for the second option. You should be smurfing embarrassed.
    Last edited by Bubba; 10-07-2017 at 10:20 PM.

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