Please explain your reasoning.
A human male/female the size of King Kong
A male/female King Kong the size of a human
Please explain your reasoning.
Human, I've never cared for monkeys or gorillas, also having a fifty foot whatever that you may have some sway on would be super useful.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Well Diane from the Seven Deadly Sins is hot, even as a giant.
Go big or go home. In Antarctic conditions I could climb inside of her for warmth like Luke and his Tauntaun in Empire.
A fifty foot tall woman.. why not!? I mean could you imagine the boobs on that?
Not to mention, a human sized king kong is essentially just a silverback gorilla. I can't say I have ever felt the urge to date a silverback gorilla.
I'm going to have to go with the giant man, apes just aren't my thing.
Yeah, I'm with the others on this one, the idea of dating a giant doesn't appeal to me but the idea of dating a gorilla appeals to me even less.
A real insight to Bubba's mind here...
One discussion on the concept of sex with your opposite gendered clone on Discord and now a "Would you rather date a giant human, or engage in beastiality?" thread.... dude the mental break is coming along nicely I feel hahahaha
Struggling to see why anyone would pick dating the ape, to be honest. Conversation with an ape that can't talk would get one-sided pretty damn fast. That would make for very dull dates.
Token furry vote because this thread is just embarassing
What the hell is wrong with you all? I said "date" not "have sex with".
I was thinking the date with the tall male/female would be a drink (obviously location would need some arranging) and a chat. It would be interesting discussing the different challenges of being tall/small... just try not to keep up with him/her on drinks as they'll be drinking shots from a cement mixer.
For human-sized King Kong, I was thinking a nice outdoor setting where you can do some funny dancing for his/her entertainment. They can do some chest-beating, compete in a banana-eating contest for your entertainment.
Any of you that even contemplated the thought of getting physical with a gorilla... make me feel physically sick. I mean, you probably should seek professional help. The thought never even crossed my mind. Seriously, get help.
EDIT: Holy sh*t. Someone actually went for the second option. You should be smurfing embarrassed.
Last edited by Bubba; 10-07-2017 at 09:20 PM.
It's 9:20pm and I'm watching the X Factor. How about you don't tell me what to do?
OK, I'm just gonna close this thread as it's clearly freaking people out
We were all playing the 'Would you rather' app at work and this was one of the scenarios! I just thought it'd be a silly question that would garner silly answers. There were some funny answers but some people are clearly not keen
It is no more