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    Default Michael Bay’s “Dora the Explorer”

    http://comicbook.com/movies/amp/2017...e-michael-bay/

    Remember, kids, “explosión” is the Spanish word for “explosion”.
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    Producers were going to let him make a Zoboomafoo movie, but he kept trying to rename it Kaboom-afoo.

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    Isn't Dora the Explorer meant to be terrible anyway?
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    I hope the movie is played straight and then the last 20 minutes of it is an extreme fire fight between Dora and the Decepticons.

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    I wonder how this'll work.

    If you've got a story about Dora moving in with Diego and they're teenagers it's not gonna be a movie about teaching kids how to say muy bien. No bueno.

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    Holy crap, the battle between Boots and Swiper is going to be amazing.

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    Hm, Dora + teenage angst + explosions. There's a joke in there somewhere.

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    Damn it guys, you've already used the "Michael Bay loves explosions" joke, now what have I got?

    Either way, this has got to be worth seeing just to see how he does it (which is the main reason I love seeing remakes anyway, and why I respect them, even if I don't like them).

    Quote Originally Posted by charliepanayi View Post
    Isn't Dora the Explorer meant to be terrible anyway?
    I remember it being at least okay. I remember enjoying the fake interactivity, because it looked like a children's computer game, and I was really into computers at the time. I don't know if that was the intention, but I liked it, and I admit it's fun to mock, but I mocked in a good way.

    I was too old for it even back then, but then, I am the guy with ponies in his avatar.

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