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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Psychotic lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my Cid's Knights to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
    He says what we're all thinking!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
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    Make lemonade


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    Well pancake day was last week so I would be highly critical of Life for having such bad timing.

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    When life hands you lemons, every day is pancake day.

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    I think "Oh hey I'll use those" and put them aside. In the end, I may use one or two, probably for lemon juice to put on crepes. But more than likely they'll go to waste. I don't really use lemons much. I might put a slice in a drink to feel fancy but really it just means I have an annoying slice of lemon in my drink.
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    Making juice for bbq meat

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    I like to eat the slices of lemon you get with meals just on their own. A little bit of extra zest in your life can go a long way! But in the metaphorical sense, I am that why-can't-I-hold-all-these-limes guy except they're lemons and I'm being crushed to death with them. Too many lemons, thank you.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    I yeeted one at Ariana Grande


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    Throw them at people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sauloakhy View Post
    Why is life giving out lemons anyway?

    They were all out of Limes.
    All goblin rituals serve a dual purpose as fertility rites, even the destructive ones. Especially the destructive ones.

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    I dun have a life!

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