Well pancake day was last week so I would be highly critical of Life for having such bad timing.
When life hands you lemons, every day is pancake day.
I think "Oh hey I'll use those" and put them aside. In the end, I may use one or two, probably for lemon juice to put on crepes. But more than likely they'll go to waste. I don't really use lemons much. I might put a slice in a drink to feel fancy but really it just means I have an annoying slice of lemon in my drink.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I like to eat the slices of lemon you get with meals just on their own. A little bit of extra zest in your life can go a long way! But in the metaphorical sense, I am that why-can't-I-hold-all-these-limes guy except they're lemons and I'm being crushed to death with them. Too many lemons, thank you.
I yeeted one at Ariana Grande
Throw them at people?
I dun have a life!