Gippal (FFX2) and pretty much anyone else with an eyepatch.
Quina- Final Fantasy IX- He'll lick you good !
Seymour Guado Final Fantasy X - I want him to be my pillar of strength
Reddas- Final Fantasy XII- those bright pink pants hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Steiner- Final Fantasy IX- he fight, he protect
Cid Highwind Final Fantasy VII- He makes good tea !
Cait Sith Final Fantasy VII- so mysterious !
Exdeath Final Fantasy V- Like a tree, he grows on you c;
Garland Final Fantasy I- KNOCK ME DOWN BAAAABY
Vaan- Final Fantasy XII- Hmmmmm those abs.
Kuja- Final Fantasy IX- I like a man who wears a TIGHT thong
Gippal (FFX2) and pretty much anyone else with an eyepatch.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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