Remake News

[maybee]

Official Square Enix news announcement :

• Cloud Strife's name is now Nibelhiem Hot Chicken
• Sephiroth now wields a massive French Fry
• Tifa Lockhart has been completely replaced by a Chicken Breast Wing
• Cid now says " sit down and eat your goddamn Mashed Potato
• Storyline changes have been made. Cloud Nibelhiem Hot Chicken is now a ex- Mcdonald's worker instead of a ex- Soldier
• Mcdonalds is now Shrina Inc.
• Chocobos have been removed and have been replace with giant Popcorn Chicken Balls
• Sephiroth now goes insane and burns down a Denny's instead of village

Pics of the remake changes :






The graphics look amazing ! They look very realistic now !

[Psychotic]

honestly, with the cup noodle thing it wouldn't be that much of a stretch!

[Example]

Square just released new footage today:



Looks amazing so far. Hopefully they keep up the good work!

[maybee]

honestly, with the cup noodle thing it wouldn't be that much of a stretch!

Oh trout ! You're right !

[Foo]

Leaked picture of Nobuo Uematsu recording the soundtrack:

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[Baloki]

This thread exceeds expectations.

[maybee]

It was a bad April Fools joke lol. ^


Maybe Mods should close it.

[Big D]

This is my kind of internet nonsese, well done!

Also, I'll never cease to be amazed, impressed and just a little bit worried by cosplayers who pour time and effort into making elaborate crossover outfits for the sake of entertaining the handful of people who'll actually get what they're going for

[maybee]

This is my kind of internet nonsese, well done!

Thanks !

Also, I'll never cease to be amazed, impressed and just a little bit worried by cosplayers who pour time and effort into making elaborate crossover outfits for the sake of entertaining the handful of people who'll actually get what they're going for

Think the odd strange looks might make it all the better ?