No. Ew.
0 - I just hope it doesn’t explode
1 - There’s still 4 prongs per fork *shrugs
2-5 - As long as they’re strategically placed...
6-10 - It says “several” and I’m sticking to it
11-20 - Can’t be too careful...
21-50 - Full Catherine Tramell. Meat inside is re-killed.
Would you ever consider selling me your soul for a microwave?
Fun fact: I sold my soul to Lee Rogers when I was eight for a packet of jaw breakers.
Didn't mean to upset you, Fynn, sorry! I was just teasing.
If you don't need a microwave, then you don't need one. If you ever do need one, good news is you can get one for about 20 quid.
No no no. Never back down, never apologise. Not for something like this. Fynn needs a microwave and we're going to make his life hell until he gets one.
I still find it hilariously ironic that I’m being called a snob for choosing not to have a microwave by someone who thinks literature peaked in the 19th century.
get on my level!
Microwave_Ovens.jpg
There are 32 microwaves in that picture. You could literally open the world’s first extremely-fast-food restaurant with all that power.
Dream bigger. You could build a Large Hadron Collider.
i cant believe that dude thinks fynn is a snob for calling you all out on being lazy idiots who dont know how to cook lmao
altho fynn did call microwaves icky which implies a certain snobbishness towards microwaves...at least thats what i think made the british people so upset hahaha
but dw fynn i have ur back, youre better than these oafs
I opened a can of worms I really didn't intent to! Sorry.