View Poll Results: How many times?

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  • 0 - I just hope it doesn’t explode

    0 0%
  • 1 - There’s still 4 prongs per fork *shrugs

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  • 2-5 - As long as they’re strategically placed...

    5 31.25%
  • 6-10 - It says “several” and I’m sticking to it

    7 43.75%
  • 11-20 - Can’t be too careful...

    2 12.50%
  • 21-50 - Full Catherine Tramell. Meat inside is re-killed.

    2 12.50%
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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    Would you ever consider selling me your soul for a microwave?

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    Fun fact: I sold my soul to Lee Rogers when I was eight for a packet of jaw breakers.

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    Didn't mean to upset you, Fynn, sorry! I was just teasing.

    If you don't need a microwave, then you don't need one. If you ever do need one, good news is you can get one for about 20 quid.

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    No no no. Never back down, never apologise. Not for something like this. Fynn needs a microwave and we're going to make his life hell until he gets one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    No no no. Never back down, never apologise. Not for something like this. Fynn needs a microwave and we're going to make his life hell until he gets one.
    In that case... Fynn, you are a devil-spawn for not having a microwave. Grrrrr.

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    I still find it hilariously ironic that I’m being called a snob for choosing not to have a microwave by someone who thinks literature peaked in the 19th century.

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    get on my level!

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    There are 32 microwaves in that picture. You could literally open the world’s first extremely-fast-food restaurant with all that power.

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    i cant believe that dude thinks fynn is a snob for calling you all out on being lazy idiots who dont know how to cook lmao


    altho fynn did call microwaves icky which implies a certain snobbishness towards microwaves...at least thats what i think made the british people so upset hahaha



    but dw fynn i have ur back, youre better than these oafs

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    I opened a can of worms I really didn't intent to! Sorry.

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