This morning, I was very sad when I noticed I did not have enough cereal for a full bowl. Unwilling to give in to not having cereal for breakfast (I had made up my mind dammit!) I put it in the bowl, then got my milk! To my dismay, the milk was also low, I didn't even know if there was enough to fill this small bowl. However, when I poured it out, there was the exact cereal to milk ratio that I always like. It was. Glorious.
THE ONLY WAY THESE TO COINCIDENTS COULD'VE ALIGNED SO IS FROM AN OMNIPOTENT PRESENCE! THERE IS A GOD!
Also post about you're experience with god. Not that you have any. Suckers.