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  1. 06-24-2011, 04:09 PM #1
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    Default GOD EXISTS!

    This morning, I was very sad when I noticed I did not have enough cereal for a full bowl. Unwilling to give in to not having cereal for breakfast (I had made up my mind dammit!) I put it in the bowl, then got my milk! To my dismay, the milk was also low, I didn't even know if there was enough to fill this small bowl. However, when I poured it out, there was the exact cereal to milk ratio that I always like. It was. Glorious.

    THE ONLY WAY THESE TO COINCIDENTS COULD'VE ALIGNED SO IS FROM AN OMNIPOTENT PRESENCE! THERE IS A GOD!

    Also post about you're experience with god. Not that you have any. Suckers.
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  2. 06-24-2011, 04:12 PM #2
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    Earlier I was the 1000000th person to visit Youtube and I won a plasma TV. I gave them my bank details and I'm expecting arrival later. I'm so happy!
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    When I was in elementary school one of my shoes was tied in a huge knot that I couldn't get undone as I took them off for bed so I prayed God would help me out in my sleep. When I woke up the knot was gone, so there's my miracle.
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  4. 06-24-2011, 06:26 PM #4
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    I read the Bible once and it said God exist.
    I like Kung-Fu.
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    I was stuck in traffic. GOD WOULD NEVER ALLOW SUCH A THING! NO GOD!
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    I sneezed and a booger ended up hanging out of my nose, so I think I'm with Boko on this one.
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    I took a dump that resembled Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
    I took a dump that resembled Jesus.
    I'd worship that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
    I took a dump that resembled Jesus.
    You must submit a pic to STLLJ lol

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    Didn't hitchhikers guide to the galaxy already prove that god doesn't exist?
    Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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  12. 06-25-2011, 05:48 AM #12
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    There's too much stupidity for there to be a God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    There's too much stupidity for there to be a God.
    God just likes to troll.

    Bible says so.
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  14. 06-25-2011, 08:52 PM #14
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    God made 4chan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    God made 4chan?
    Yep. Read Corinthians closely. It's in there.
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