he masturbates looking at the reactor and offers to let cloud share his special space and cloud says "huh you wanna see a big piece of machinery thta will make your hoo hoo go wild" and the guy says yeah so he's like "okay here goes" and he goes "yeah i'm waiting" and then he's like "okay here it is" and then he pulls out his big machinery and it's a penis but it has the shinra logo on it formthe time he was in SOLDIER and then the guy goes "oh yeah tht's wha ti'm talking aout' and thne they have sed