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    He's masturbating, right?

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    This is a subject for debate?

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    no i just want confirmation for my erotic fanfiction

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    Give me a quick plot summary for context please.

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    he masturbates looking at the reactor and offers to let cloud share his special space and cloud says "huh you wanna see a big piece of machinery thta will make your hoo hoo go wild" and the guy says yeah so he's like "okay here goes" and he goes "yeah i'm waiting" and then he's like "okay here it is" and then he pulls out his big machinery and it's a penis but it has the shinra logo on it formthe time he was in SOLDIER and then the guy goes "oh yeah tht's wha ti'm talking aout' and thne they have sed

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    i want to delete that from my memory



    so that i can re-read it again without knowing the twist

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    No, but he definitely has that thing where people are attracted to objects. Saw the lady in a relationship with a ferris wheel; not my speed but she seems sweet on it. But he's not just whipping it out and going to town while people are around; he goes home later, mind full of memories and pants full of an assembled Sister Ray, and shoots buckets of mako-infused matter into the sky.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Who are you all talking about? Is it the guy who stares at the plate tower, or someone else?

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    yeah that guy

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    Someone needs to post a pic of the guy in question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Someone needs to post a pic of the guy in question.
    Pic of guy who masturbates at inappropriate times
    Yes you know what's coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Someone needs to post a pic of the guy in question.


    Pretend there's a guy masturbating here. I can't find a pic of him.




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    ur all laffing and joking at a dead man, remember this.

    imagine his final thoughts as the plate comes crashing down.....

    slow motion heavy sparking flaming metal object of lust coming down on him holy trout

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    It was all his dreams come true.

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