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    An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
    gifted him a silver ear.
    Thanking the faculty the professor said: “Thank god I am not a gynecologist.” https://hindigems.com/english-jokes/

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    I'm not banning this bot as this link is a smurfing treasure once you get past the troutty minion memes.

    The adventures of Pappu are my particular favourite.

    TEACHER : Pappu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
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    PAPPU : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mother is good cock.

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    A spambot that posts a classy gynecologist joke

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    What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the utility closet?













































































    Supplies!

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    I think I would prefer jokes in Hindu tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    I think I would prefer jokes in Hindu tbh
    जीवन और धन का Shauna रहस्य कैसे प्राप्त करें

    एक बीस पाउंड गांठ के कुंद अंत में

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    ooh, i think i'll get curry for food today

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    The real reason he didn't delete it is that this is the 2019 high for user engagement at EoFF

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    I think I would prefer jokes in Hindu tbh
    जीवन और धन का Shauna रहस्य कैसे प्राप्त करें

    एक बीस पाउंड गांठ के कुंद अंत में
    haha you kill me

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    Also, Google Translate is great

    How To Find The Secret Of Shauna Of Life And Wealth

    Blunt end of a twenty-pound lump

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    wow i want to know that secret

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    Blunt end of a twenty pound lump

    Did you not read the punchline?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    I think I would prefer jokes in Hindu tbh
    जीवन और धन का Shauna रहस्य कैसे प्राप्त करें

    एक बीस पाउंड गांठ के कुंद अंत में

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