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    Question I come from the future with a dire message!

    So let's say you got a chance to travel into the past and talk to your 12 year old self. What would you tell them?
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    Take a shower you greasy unhygienic smurf.

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    Why bother? I doubt my 12 year old self would listen to my present self anyway.

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    "Girl, do your eyebrows. Fill them in, shape them. DO YOUR EYEBROWS. Moisturize more for goodness sakes. Also, don't go to Casper for college, go literally anywhere else. And avoid a website called Eyes on Final Fantasy, you'll waste a lot of time that you could use to be far more productive in life with. Just don't do it."

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    Stop drinking soda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    "Girl, do your eyebrows. Fill them in, shape them. DO YOUR EYEBROWS. Moisturize more for goodness sakes. Also, don't go to Casper for college, go literally anywhere else. And avoid a website called Eyes on Final Fantasy, you'll waste a lot of time that you could use to be far more productive in life with. Just don't do it."
    And now there's an alternate timeline where we aren't friends. Way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slothy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    "Girl, do your eyebrows. Fill them in, shape them. DO YOUR EYEBROWS. Moisturize more for goodness sakes. Also, don't go to Casper for college, go literally anywhere else. And avoid a website called Eyes on Final Fantasy, you'll waste a lot of time that you could use to be far more productive in life with. Just don't do it."
    And now there's an alternate timeline where we aren't friends. Way to go.
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    This reminds me of that time lovehurts signed up with a second account and Psy used his original account to pm him pretending to be him from the future.

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    Well it worked, didn't it?

    All I can ask for is that he took his future self's advice and is living his best life. And that he gave his kids the names that his future self suggested.

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