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    Relm No Swords Allowed!

    What's your favorite non-sword weapon in the series? Also, to make this much more interesting, I'm labeling gunblades as a sword so they're off limits. .

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    Fists/Claws, they see those reality warping gods and are like, "Imma punch it."

    Spears/Lances are a very close second. They're just as iconic to the series as swords. And Dragoon is my DPS of choice in XIV.

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    Dual-wielded chakrams (like the FFXIV dancer has). I'm a sucker for dual-wielded "exotic" weapons like chakrams/tonfa. Sadly, tonfa hasn't really been represented in FF, showing up only a couple times as a different weapon class (nunchucks, poles)

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    I mean, I got a hammer that shot lightning this one time and gave it to my white wizard. That was pretty dope. Probably that.

    Or Aeris' stick, because that BONG is hilarious.

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    Definitely spears. I'd probably go with that even if swords were allowed.

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    Claws and spears.

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    Gunblades.

    Lol

    Guns.

    Scythes.

    Whip-swords.

    Shuriken.

    Throwing Knife/Star/Cross.

    Boomerang.

    Chocobos.

    The Hardy Daytona.

    Airships.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Would Zidane's daggers count as a sword ? If they do then guess Aerith's stick, because it was different.

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