I've been asked to describe the plotline of Crisis Core to someone whose never played 7 or any Final Fantasy for that matter, and I'm left stammering for five minutes spouting a phone book of text. I can't seem to wrap my mind around how to summarize this. So I issue you guys a challenge. Describe the plot of Final Fantasy Crisis Core in as few sentences as possible. You have one paragraph.
GO!
(Winner gets a cookie )